This weekend I found myself on a road trip to Boston with my good friends Ralph Navarra, Rob Grippa and Kenneth J. Tillotson. Like 358 other Standard Magic players from within a 300 mile radius, we had aspirations of winning up to $2,000.
I brought my Regionals deck, known as Mystery Meat. I’m extremely comfortable with the deck and certain draws are impossible to lose with. The final cut of the decklist looked like this:
Snakeform proved to be my best card all day, winning me completely unwinnable games. In testing on Friday night, Ralph and I both realized that Chameleon Colossus and Stillmoon Cavalier were problems for this deck. Only two cards solved the problem of both: Sower of Temptation and Snakeform. Sower’s UU casting cost kept me from boarding three of her, and her vulnerability can be scary. In theory, Sower would usually be brought in during the same matchups as Cloudthresher (barring Faeries), so they are counter-productive – another reason I only wanted one in the board. Snakeform is a huge kick in the teeth because of the instant speed.
So that’s what I played. Ralph ran Putrid Elves, maindecking Thoughtseize over Llanowar Elves. Ralph’s claim is that Putrid Leech on turn 2 is just as good as Tarmogoyf was in its Standard. While that may seem like an outrageous claim, I watched Ralph and other random players deal 12-20 damage a game with those guys. Rob went with his own twist on Naya Ramp, packing some obscure cards that only he sees fit, such as Martial Coup. Ken played Jund Ramp. He doesn’t have his own collection, so between me, Ralph and Rob we had to build his deck… which meant we needed to buy/trade for extra Cloudthreshers, Garruks, Twilight Mires, Llanowar Wastes, and Thoughtseizes, since all of our decks were using about 8-12 copies of those cards.
My matchups for the day were pretty diverse. Round 1 I faced a GW tokens deck. I kept a solid hand game 1 but lost to his insane draw of 2x Kitchen Finks, 2x Wilt-Leaf Leige. I didn’t have a Maelstrom Pulse to stay in this game and I quickly conceded game 1. Out go Tidehollow Scullers, in come 3x Snakeform and 1x Sower of Temptation (I assume he’s playing Colossus, even though I didn’t see it). Game 2 I had a stellar opening, some combination of Birds, Doran and Leige. He almost got back in the game with a Behemoth Sledge, but I ripped a Maelstrom Pulse before it got out of hand. In game 3 I learned that he’s playing some sort of “budget” GW tokens, as I saw cards like Cliffrunner Behemoth and the 2/2 protection from black guy from Conflux. He got out an early Behemoth Sledge and multiple copies of Kitchen Finks, but Snakeform won this match for me. I had to Snakeform his equipped creature twice and block with Wooly Thoctars to stay in this game. Eventually he was overrun with giant exalted Rhox War Monks.
1-0, 2-1 in games.
Round 2 I was facing Doran. I made several mistakes every game against this guy. I won game 1 because I drew exactly what I needed every time. He opened up with Treefolk Harbingers and Doran and Maelstrom Pulse and had Paths for all my threats. But my Doran matched his, making his Harbingers useless later on. I ended up winning when his Harbingers just started chumping Wooly Thoctars. Game 2 I kept a rock solid hand. It was something like land, land, Hierarch, Rhox War Monk, Bloodbraid Elf and two other cards. I drew land the rest of the game and Bloodbraid Elf cascaded into a Bird of Paradise. Not much to that game, I just got rocked. Game 3 is where I made two giant mistakes in one turn, but fortunately, my deck is just better than his and I was able to come back. The board looks something like my Dauntless Escort, Bloodbraid Elf and a couple Birds to his two Treefolk Harbingers and a Doran. I have a choice this turn of playing Maelstrom Pulse or Wilt-Leaf Leige and I decide to play Pulse. Not only do I do that, but the greedy card advantage whore that I am decides to Pulse the Harbingers. Had I Pulsed Doran, I would render the Harbingers useless anyhow. So after that, I just brain farted and thought I had a Wilt-Leaf Leige in play and swung my Dauntless Escort directly into Doran and it just dies. He has a hand full of mediocre cards at this point, such as Qasali Pridemage. I end up winning anyway because my Wilt-Leaf Leige that I cast on the very next turn was too much for him to handle.
2-0, 4-2 in games.
Round 3 I faced a Jund Ramp deck. This deck is a pretty easy matchup as long as they don’t draw every copy of Chameleon Colossus. I open up with a Sculler and he reveals Volcanic Fallout, Civic Wayfinder and TWO Chameleon Colossus. I have no choice but to take the Fallout, even though Colossus is going to kill me. Since I was on the play and he seemed to be playing Wayfinder over Fertile Ground, I got two Wilt-Leaf Leiges out against him (not at the same time) and I swung them into Colossus and he traded both times. Had he just taken the damage from Leige and let his Colossus survive to get big, he probably would have won the game. Game 2 he kept a hand with only green sources and no fixers, on the play. His Treetop Village couldn’t hold up the fort and I quickly won game 2.
3-0, 6-2 in games.
Round 4 I played against Long Island’s own Jim Davis. I had a hunch he was playing Faeries because he’d been rocking UB control since the times of Mystical Teachings. When he won the die roll and began the game with a Ghitu Encampment I discovered I was wrong. Blightning didn’t seem to be Jim’s style, so I figured this was Swans. I don’t remember much of game 1 – Swans is my toughest game 1 matchup, so I considered the game a wash. I do remember taking a lot of pain from my lands and not having a Bird or Hierarch and he only had to Assault me like three times for the win. Game 2 I boarded in 4 Thoughtseize and 4 Meddling Mage. Game 2 was significantly easier for me. A deck that only played 18-20 spells gets seriously crushed by Thoughtseize. I ripped a cascade spell from his hand (probably Bloodbraid) and then Meddling Maged Seismic Assault and he couldn’t really recover. Meddling Mage seems to be the best answer to Swans, better than Pithing Needle. If they Bituminous Blast or Deny Reality the Mage and cascade into Assault, they still can’t play it because the cascade has to resolve before the spell removing Meddling Mage. Game 3 was a lot closer. I didn’t have a Meddling Mage but I had Thoughtseize and Sculler which slowed him down. Eventually he Bloodbraided into a Countryside Crusher. On my next turn I swung with a Doran and a Tidehollow Sculler, both ramped up with Wilt-Leaf Leige. He chose to block Sculler with Crusher to get his cascade spell back and block Doran with Bloodbraid, leaving him with no board, no spells in hand other than Deny Reality and a Doran getting ready to smash his face. I don’t remember exactly what happened next, but I think he just played a tapped land and said go. I got a giant swing in and next turn he Denies Reality to my creature and cascades into something that doesn’t help (that seems to happen with the deck a lot after it sideboards). I was still two turns from killing him so he got another chance to cascade and it fell short again when he hit Volcanic Fallout.
4-0, 8-3 in games.
Round 5 I faced some French dude playing Swans. He didn’t stand a chance either game. I Scullered a cascade spell from his hand leaving him with only a Swan in his hand, but I was holding a Pulse, so it didn’t matter. He may have cast a Seismic Assault later that game, but it was too late. Rhox War Monk and Wooly Thoctar take two lands each to kill, and that’s too many if you don’t have the engine going. Game 2 I boarded the same as I did for Jim Davis. Out came some beefy creatures and in came the disruption. I went -4 Putrid Leech, -2 Rhox War Monk, -1 Wooly Thoctar, -1 Doran for +4 Thoughtseize and +4 Meddling Mage. Ralph thinks I should take out Wilt-Leaf Leige and keep in some Putrid Leeches, but I think the Leeches clog up the 2-drop slot because you have to cast Sculler and Meddling Mage as soon as possible. The disruption package went to town on this guy and he didn’t stand a chance at all in game 2. He went on to win $500 in the top 4
5-0 in matches, 10-3 in games.
Next round I fought a long and hard 3 games against BW tokens. Game 1 he Scullered my Maelstrom Pulse and then my Wilt-Leaf Leige while Kitchen Finks + Ajani counters ran me over. Game 2 I got the dream opening of Hierarch, War Monk, Bloodbraid into something big and Cloudthresher backup for flying tokens. I didn’t need to cast the Cloudthresher. In game 3 I made a play error and it might have cost me the game. He plays a Windbrisk Heights and says go. I play a mana dude and say go. He plays a Plains and passes the turn. I’m thinking several different things at this point. He might not have black mana. If he does, he certainly isn’t holding Bitterblossom. He’s PROBABLY going to play a Spectral Procession next turn. If he doesn’t have Procession, he probably wouldn’t have kept a hand with no black mana. So on my turn I cast Doran to apply pressure. On turn 3 he drops a Fetid Heath and casts Bitterblossom. My first guess was right, he had no black mana last turn. Here’s where I blow the game. I can Pulse his Bitterblossom, but I have an enormous amount of pressure in my hand. My logic is that Bitterblossom is going to help me win this game because this turn I’m going to cast a Bloodbraid Elf and next turn I’m going to cast Wilt-Leaf Leige. From that reasoning I decided that saving Pulse for the inevitable Spectral Procession was a better idea. I Bloodbraid into a Dauntless Escort and swing in. He Paths Doran away and takes 3 damage. Next turn he doesn’t play Procession, he plays Paladin En-Vec. I play Wilt-Leaf Leige and swing with Bloodbraid and Escort. He blocks the Bloodbraid with Paladin and blocks Escort with Bitterblossom Token. He paths my Leige before damage and kills my Bloodbraid. Now I’m in big trouble. Next turn he cast the Spectral Procession and eventually knocked me out with Zealous Persecution that was under the Windbrisk Heights. If I Pulsed the Bitterblossom on turn 3 like I was supposed to, I would have had an easier time in this game. The Paladin En Vec and double Path to Exile might have been enough to keep him ahead, but it was definitely wrong of me to keep that Bitterblossom active.
5-1, 11-5 in games
Round 7 I was facing Faeries. This used to be a good matchup, especially during game 1 and even more now because I am running Putrid Leech (serious beating). However, my opponent was very good at drawing exactly what he needed, including two Agony Warps in a row (after revealing his hand via Sculler) going 2-for-1. That and his two Cryptic Commands won the game for him. I board in my Cloudthreshers. At my next tournament with this deck, I’m going to play 4 ‘Threshers in my board instead of 3. In this game he Deathmarked my first two threats and I couldn’t recover. I was completely blown out. Deathmark seems to have made its way into every Faeries sideboard, where it was only shooting about 50% a few weeks ago. My opponent said he’d start Deathmark if he could.
5-2, 11-7 in games.
Now I’m completely out of contention for top 8, but two more wins and I can still make some cash (9th-16th gets $100), so I’m staying in. I am facing Reveillark. This is a very scary matchup. If they survive to cast their first Wrath succesfully I usually can’t recover unless I answer it with an amazing Bloodbraid Elf. The matchup history held true, as he mulliganed game 1 and crushed me. Sowers, Paths and Wraths making my head spin. I brought in my ENTIRE SIDEBOARD. I brought in Cloudthreshers to combat Sowers and late game Wraths. I brought in Meddling Mages for his big spells. I brought in Snakeforms to make evoking Reveillark useless and Thoughtseize to rip his Cryptic Commands. I even brought in Sower of Tempation because he’s playing Stillmoon Cavalier. I took out 4 Noble Hierarchs, 4 Putrid Leech, 4 Rhox War Monk, 2 Leige and 1 Doran… keeping my big threats as 1 Doran and 3 Wooly Thoctar. I drew like 5 disruption spells where I was able to Sculler+Thoughtseize+3xMeddling Mage (naming Cryptic Command, Wrath of God and Negate [so I can cast Pulse if I need to]) and he had no way out at all. Game 3 started pretty much the same way. I have two blind Meddling Mages on Cryptic Command and Wrath of God. I Bloodbraided into a Bird, which kind of suck. His only play all game has been a Mind Stone and an evoked Mulldrifter. I Thoughtseize him to reveal 2x Cryptic Command and 2x Wrath of God – my blind Meddling Mages were direct hits! I cast Wooly Thoctar so I’m lethal next turn unless he draws something amazing, leaving me with nothing but a Cloudthresher in my hand. What does he draw? Austere Command. Now he has two Wraths and a Cryptic Command in his hand and I am left with nothing but an uncastable Cloudthresher and the top of my library. He proceeded to draw Glen Elandra Archmage, Reveillark and more Cryptic Commands. I lost game 3 knocking me completely out of contention.
Rob criticized my play. “A good player would have named ‘Austere Command’ with that second Meddling Mage,” he said.
5-3, 12-9 in games
5-3 is not good at all, but being 5-0 in the beginning definitely gave me an adrenaline rush. Rob, Ralph and Ken were all knocked out early by some bad beats. We convinced Ken to start Karthus, Jund Tyrant in his Jund Ramp deck and in round 1 he faced the mirror. Game 3 he has out 6 lands and Karthus in hand. His opponent has out a Colossus and a newly cast Broodmate Dragon. Ken ripped a come-into-play-tapped land…like the deck was mocking him.
Sunday we just played some side events, relatively succesfully. 8-man drafts, 8-man winabox standard, GP trials, etc…
So overall, not a great weekend for Magic. No big winners from our circle. Boston also fails at many things, but we made the most of it and still had fun. For starters, they don’t seem to know what bowling is. This blew my mind. In a bar they were watching this bowling variant known as “Candlepin Bowling” and when I asked around about how it compares to (what we know as) “regular bowling” they didn’t know what I was talking about. The bartender mentioned that he might have seen it somewhere before but gestured at the size of the ball being roughly the size of a bean-bag-chair…so his memory wasn’t very vivid.
Boston also failed at alcohol. I had to pay $10 for a Bailey’s on the rocks. Then I wanted an Irish Car Bomb and he COULDN’T MAKE ONE. I’m in one of the largest Irish communities in the nation and I can’t enjoy an Irish Car Bomb…what the hell? We had to get shots of Soco&Lime instead…what a bunch of girls.
Boston also fails at cell phone reception, and clean water. When we got to the hotel (the Holiday Inn hosting the tournament) they gave us cases of water for brushing our teeth and washing our faces because their running water tested postive for E.Coli. It was doused in chlorine, so taking a shower and swimming in the pool was OK, but brushing your teeth with bottled water is just sad.
In any case, we had a lot of fun. We sort of crashed a half-assed wedding reception and made friends with a lawyer who lied to us about his name. He was like mid-forties and was the only person from the wedding that wasn’t talking smack about the idiots from New York. Rob got the dirtiest look I’d ever seen from the pizza delivery girl. She wasn’t even that cute – but anyone looks good next to 400 hungry Magic players. Rob yells “Hey girly, what’re you doing later?” and she just turned around with a face of utter disgust. If she just let Rob tell a good joke or two, flash that charming smile of his, she’d have been swept off her feet…what a judgemental chick.
Anyway, here are some quick things I learned about the format:
Snakeform is a great trick
Deathmark is a great card
Chameleon Colossus is good again
Cryptic Command is still the best card in the format
The Swans mirror is still not worth the headache
Decks just keep adding colors:
-decks that used to be 2 colors are now 3 (ex. Jund Elves)
-decks that used to be 3 colors are now 4 or 5 (ex. Jund+Naya Ramp)
-this makes Anathemancer even better than it already was
Jund Aggro (Elves) is the scariest deck in the format
…and a bonus for those of you that haven’t heard yet:
Incinerate is leaving us, but Lightning Bolt is coming back
So, maybe I’ll see you all this Saturday if I decide to play the Grim Box Tournament instead of FNM draft (a weekend of Magic might be a little too much for me three weekends in a row, so I’m only devoting one day).
Good Luck,
Have Fun,
Innace